September 14, 2006

Montreal college shooting

Written by
The Monkey

Reported on the news this morning was the shooting of a woman at a college in Montreal, Canada. One eye witness was interviewed and came out with the following:

“He was just walking down the corridor. He had a long trench coat, a retard haircut, and a machine gun. And he’s just walking along there and no-one was trying to stop him.”

First things first, I’m not trying to belittle what has happened, it is undoubtedly a tragedy. But what is this woman thinking? Who in their right mind would try and stop someone wandering round with a machine gun? You can count me out I know that much! I like to think I’m fairly civil-minded, but suicidal is one thing I’m not.

In the end the police did stop him with a few bullets, and I guess it’s lucky he only managed to kill one person (especially if the standard Canuck mentality is try and stop gun wielding idiots!!)…

2 comments for this post.

  1. Comment from Dan on September 14th, 2006 :

    More curiously, what – exactly – is classed as a “retard haircut”? A mullet? A shaved head? A perm?

  2. Comment from The Monkey on September 14th, 2006 :

    Nah, I think it’s where you have a haircut that doesn’t suit you…. Like a really weedy guy with a skinhead, or goths who have hair that resembles Gareth Gates “trendy” look

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