Spare a shekel for an old ex-leper

No seriously. Ok, not the ex-leper bit, but the sparing a shekel bit. I’ve decided that I’d jump on the bandwagon of asking for money via the internet, but with me there is no catch, and I will deliver on what I promise… No really I will. Send me some money and, if I reach my target, then I’ll prove it to you.

Ok so madness hasn’t quite set in yet, and yes I’m being sarcastic, but I figure it’s the only way I’ll ever be able to afford one of these. Yes a Lamborghini Reventon. As soon as I saw this I fell in love with it. I’m not going to wax on about how I think it makes the Gallardo look like a frightened little child. All I’ll say is that, in the words of Sir Bob Geldof himself, “Just send me your f***ing money”.  All I need to raise is 1.25M Euros. By way of a thank you, I’ll even take all contributors out for a spin in it, with the person sending me the most money actually being allowed to drive it (although you’ll have to get your own insurance!!). So let the donations begin…